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Plus Neymar gets rained on and Leeds be Leeds
A strangely unique goal from Harry plus a blockbuster from Veloso
Lazio also produce an accomplished display to defeat Parma
Trippier continues to impress and Willian Jose fires la Real into top four
Bernardo Silva and Sergio Aguero aren't bad, either
Alongside the handball rule (again) and Europa League goalkeepers being terrible
A full-back one-two from PSG, Cuadrado curls and Keseru volleys
Basel and Ludogorets rack up big wins while it's a bad night for goalkeepers
RB Salzburg dismantle Genk thanks to the hottest young striker in Europe
Granada win well away, Fati continues to shine and James confounds critics
Also crackers from Hamouma in Ligue 1 and Firmino's wonder assist
Firmino stars from the bench, Auba remains Arsenal's best hope while Son is the daddy for Spurs
The Belgian breaks records, Raheem remains a Dream while Cristiano Ronaldo targets the all-time record
The Ruhr duo produced the standout displays of the round
Palacio rolls back the years and Mertens remains prolific